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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6986 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
Emeralds Found: | 7722 | Farms Harvested: | 727 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 256 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s stepsister tried to ruin their life by breaking their precious DVD from their late dad. But fear not, on our server, there are no evil stepsisters to ruin your fun! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.
So come on down to our server and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash away all your troubles. And remember, forgiveness is overrated when you can just block someone instead!