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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3832 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s stepsister tried to ruin their life by breaking their precious DVD from their late dad. But fear not, on our server, there are no evil stepsisters to ruin your fun! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.
So come on down to our server and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash away all your troubles. And remember, forgiveness is overrated when you can just block someone instead!