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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7409 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 163 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).
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