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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2411 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls (seriously, they’ll be turned into fluffy bunnies).
So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!