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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 965 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls (seriously, they’ll be turned into fluffy bunnies).
So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!