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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2089 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Star Shards Collected: | 226 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
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