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OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magic Items Found:	6654
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimension Hops:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Votes:	9978

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Animals Bred:	32
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1695	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	222	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Animals Bred:	109	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Emeralds Found:	1172
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	920	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Potions Brewed:	140	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Players:	92/900	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16