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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1213 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2032 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8761 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.
Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?
So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!
