TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	79	Zombie Dances:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Star Shards Collected:	245
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Divine Spears Created:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	903976	Magic Items Found:	5013
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	527
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	300	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	771627

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Potions Brewed:	81	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6726
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Players Killed by Monsters:	950
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.