TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mines Excavated:	4955

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	156	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Animals Bred:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	4977	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Zombie Dances:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Star Shards Collected:	274	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	767
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9960

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.