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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
New Chunks Explored:	677216	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	223
Alien Abductions:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2718
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Towns Built:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Animals Bred:	121

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Towns Built:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6170	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Potions Brewed:	161	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8308	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.