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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Animals Bred:	149	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	203	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3931	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crops Grown:	1866	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	1285
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1393
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	6766	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9607
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6007	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	74
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Emeralds Found:	4663	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	4727
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
New Chunks Explored:	85290	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!