TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	3466

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Items Found:	6841	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	543	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	884
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	92	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	209	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Divine Spears Created:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3944	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magic Items Found:	3376	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Enchantments Applied:	137	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	1855

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	868
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	659	Crops Grown:	6100

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.