TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5758	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7661	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	191
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8768	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Falling into the Void:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1181	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Buildings Constructed:	32	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mines Excavated:	1704	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Emeralds Found:	7022	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	1457
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Emeralds Found:	1038	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.