Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
Holy Grails Found: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 27

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ValhallaCraft SMP

    ValhallaCraft SMP

    The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft Civils

    Minecraft Civils

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Farms Harvested: 848
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VenatusMC

    VenatusMC

    Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Enchantments Applied: 224
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UnitMC

    UnitMC

    Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoonPlex

    DoonPlex

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Globecraft

    Globecraft

    PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Animals Bred: 88
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Ores Mined: 7588 Alien Abductions: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Crops Grown: 1609
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Emeralds Found: 4784
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ores Mined: 8031
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Enchantments Applied: 187
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2906 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Enchantments Applied: 70
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SweetPea Middle School

    SweetPea Middle School

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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