TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	4148	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FoxMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

As avid gamers, our number one priority is your experience. We aim to create a platform for our users that offers unprecedented simplicity in a Survival MMO (We do not want you to waste valuable hours of your time on trivialities).

In addition to that, we design every single component ourselves without borrowing any outside content. This gives you a unique experience on our server and our perfectionism will give you a product of the highest quality with immense attention to detail.

Our server will grant you access to epic weapons, new Ores and gems to empower you and create your special combination of gear to dominate other players in your daily and weekly events such as clan wars , FFA , and much more, all while taking all your comments and feedback into great consideration to improve the overall experience.

Ultimately, we want to become the most populated server in Minecraft while keeping the player experience as the precursor for all our decisions.

With that being said, we look forward to seeing you on FoxMC and hope to get your support in making this server the best Minecraft server to this date!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Falling into the Void:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5746
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6708
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	180729	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	749706	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magic Items Found:	2446

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Falling into the Void:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	161	Love Letters Sent:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Animals Bred:	196

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Kratos Minecraft

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Givmehdiamonds Server

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AsiaCraft

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Magic Items Found:	1702	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Craftsylvania

Survival

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!