TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Potions Brewed:	145
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Potions Brewed:	149	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4028	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Buildings Constructed:	33
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8298
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	129
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Magic Items Found:	1835
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RamboMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

RamboMC is a Dutch Minecraft server suitable for both Java and Bedrock players!

Our game modes are always available on the latest versions, so you never miss the latest features of Minecraft!

Our history: RamboMC was founded on January 6, 2021 and has been unstoppable since then. In the past 2 years we have continued to develop and have experienced enormous growth. We have welcomed 78,000 unique players to our network and have been #1 in the Dutch top list for a long time.

Of course, you can only really see if RamboMC is for you when you experience it, which can be done via the following information: IP: play.rambomc.nl ON PORT: 19132

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.