TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	2772
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RainMasYand

Cross-Play, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Little Vanilla Server! For a hassle-free game with friends! Multi worlds Survival / Oneblock / Prison / Skybloc and pure vanilla zero plugin on Whitelist. Apply on discord. Welcome! Java IP: rainmasyand.fun Bedrock IP: rainmasyand.fun:19132

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FuseMC

LifeSteal, Survival

**Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

**Unique Server Optimization**

While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

**Variety of options in-game:**

We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

FTB, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	9269	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	394	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3897

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	79
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3671

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Potions Brewed:	68	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HybridMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock

Hybrid Network is a new skyblock server offering many unique features.

KOTH Envoys Minions Shop, Crates Custom Mine World With Custom Mobs! Boss Events Custom Enchants and more!

Come join this epic adventure and play with our welcoming community. This server is new, many changes are happening day by day to slowly transform this server into a truly amazing experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Enchantments Applied:	102
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.