Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 115 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player on the server. But be warned, the base is guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Some say it’s cursed, others say it’s just a glitch in the game. Either way, it’s definitely something you won’t see on any other server.
So come join us and see for yourself why our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.
