Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player on the server. But be warned, the base is guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Some say it’s cursed, others say it’s just a glitch in the game. Either way, it’s definitely something you won’t see on any other server.
So come join us and see for yourself why our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.
