The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Features Description
Proximity Voice Chat Makes it easier to meet new people, make new friends, and overall adds unexpected fun to the server
Custom Cosmetic Items Large amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates 4 permanent crates and seasonal crates that are temporary, all available through voting
Claims Used to protect players from griefing
Ban From Claims Ability to kick/ban players from your claim
Toggleable PvP Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves 3 graves with a 24h timer as a death punishment
Waystones Allows for teleportation to activated waystones

FAQ

What to expect?

TSG runs in Hard Mode with free gameplay and monetary gain through donations. Constant updates, server events, and community hosted events are a staple on TSG.

Is the server reset?

The Stone Golem server has never reset and will not reset in the future.

How can I join?

You can join the server using the IP thestonedgolem.live for Java and thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132 for Bedrock.

Are all features optional?

Yes, all features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can be toggled off for a fully Vanilla experience.

How can I get Crate keys?

Crate keys can be obtained by voting on the server.

Is PvP mandatory?

No, PvP can be toggled on or off based on player preference.

What is the Discord and Dynmap link?

You can join the Discord and view the Dynmap for the server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Zombie Dances: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

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    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 5
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    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 29 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

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    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

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    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5

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    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
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    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

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    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
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    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4310 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

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    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
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    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

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    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
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    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
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    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

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    Animals Bred: 161 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
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    Endless Night Skies: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
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    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
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    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
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