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Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ores Mined:	5927
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Emeralds Found:	9495	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	172	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchantments Applied:	92	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Farms Harvested:	888
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Items Found:	1229

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyCringeLand

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Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

Apoptosis., cancer research, cell cycle, cell growth, Cell regulation, cellular homeostasis, Cellular stress response, DNA repair, Function, Guardians, Heat Shock Proteins, Molecular chaperones, oncology, protein aggregation, Protein degradation, protein folding, protein misfolding, Protein quality control, Stability, Tumor suppressor, TumorSuppressor

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cherrys Land

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Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Magic Items Found:	1606	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1