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Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, disease prevention, Exercise, exercise intensity, FITNESS, health benefits, health outcomes, Intensity, lifestyle choices, long tail tags, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, mortality rates, mortality risk, physical activity, public health, research team, Risk, scientific discovery, Server, well-being

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	588839
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

❤️, 1.16.5, airdrops, ENERGYGRIEF, Global, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Server, switched, update, 🃏, 🌍, 🎮, 🎯, 🏆, 💐, 💔, 💥, 📈, 🔥, 🚀

Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	173
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

Aah, Communication, confusion, Context, context clues, Expression, funny, gtAAH, humor, internet culture, Interpretation, juices, Language, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, muh, MUH JUICES, online conversation, Server, Slang, social media, viral, what did he mean by this

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Love Letters Sent:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI Models, Artificial, Audio Overview, Bot Models, botmaking events, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Development, Gemini, general, general discussion, Glossary, GOOGLE, GPT, intelligence, Jailbreaks, Lingo Guides, local models, logs, Lore, Meta Templates, Minecraft, Model Names, NotebookLM, o1 models, openai, proxies, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	172	Meteorites Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	178	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

$1000 dress, adjustments, aita, backing out, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, DAUGHTER, DiamondDress, extra costs, family, fitting, gift money, Harsh, Minecraft, payback, payment plan, punishment, Server, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding, working part-time

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, labeled incorrectly, Minecraft, misconceived, Misconception, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, not what it seems, NotYourAveragePlayer, prejudiced, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly judged, wrongly branded, wrongly characterized, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9019
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

bad investment, bad purchase, buyer’s regret, buyer’s remorse, CraftyFails, disappointing purchase, financial mistake, impulse buy, money down the drain, money poorly spent, money wasted, poor decision, poor purchase choice, regretful buy, regretful shopping, regretful spending, wasted money, worst buy ever, worst decision, worst purchase, worst spending decision, WorstBuy

Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ores Mined:	909
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

Accountability, African countries, African politics, Cameroon, current events, Government, government transparency, hidden, leadership, leadership crisis, Minecraft, missing leader, Mystery, News, political speculation, political turmoil, political uncertainty, president, PresidentialHideout, secrecy, Server, speculation, whereabouts, whereabouts unknown

So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2951	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magic Items Found:	4768	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixelPatriotsVSCommies

Allies, China, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital espionage, Espionage, foreign relations, HACKING, Information Security, international threats, microsoft, national security, online threats, PixelPatriotsVSCommies, russia, Technology, US

so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mines Excavated:	3047	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

big nose, children, Conspiracy, criminal mastermind, distant island, Evil, HIDEOUT, hiding something, influent, island life, Kidnapper, king pig, Minecraft, Minions, Rich, rovio, secret, serfs, Server, Sinister, suspicious behavior, twisted plot, Villain, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	927682
Farms Harvested:	291	Players Killed by Monsters:	1182

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

Boys, Brazilian, Brazilian admirers, Brazilian beauty, Brazilian boys, Brazilian charm, Brazilian crushes, Brazilian culture, Brazilian dating, Brazilian dreamboats, Brazilian heartthrobs, Brazilian hunks, Brazilian lifestyle, Brazilian love, brazilian men, Brazilian passion, Brazilian people, Brazilian relationships, Brazilian romance, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, smp

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6235	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftySkillzMC SMP

Adaptability, Communication, CraftySkillzMC, critical thinking, education, empowerment, essential skill, growth, important skill, knowledge, learning, life skill, personal development, practical skill, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, self-sufficiency, skill, smp, useful skill, valuable skill

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	57

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyFails: Easy? Not in this Minecraft!

CraftyFails, EASY, Minecraft

Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster in Minecraft and ended up with a mine cart stuck in a tree? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a team of professional roller coaster engineers ready to help you build the wildest rides imaginable! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of riding a mine cart through a lava-filled volcano or soaring through the skies on a giant chicken. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your Minecraft world into a theme park of your dreams!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	146429

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads!

BLOWIN, border conflict, border skirmish, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, east asia, geopolitical crisis, international news, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, military aggression, military drills, military escalation, military response, military tension, North Korea, peace talks, political tension, regional stability, Roads, security concerns, south korea, warning shots

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF just like when South Korea be shootin dem warning shots at North Korea! we be blowin up dem border roads just like dem crazy peeps up in Korea! come join us and be part of da madness, build ur own border road and see if u can survive da chaos! ain’t no server like dis one, u gonna be laughin ur butt off while playin Minecraft like never before! so what u waitin for? come join us now and let’s blow up some virtual roads together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	457444	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1