The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9810
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Farms Harvested:	553

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	203
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	852095
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Potions Brewed:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7976
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

mc.penguinmod.com

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magic Items Found:	2137

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

PangaeaEarth.com:25572

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	5006
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mines Excavated:	1708

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

play.riotsmp.com

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Magic Items Found:	1068	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Towns Built:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Votes:	8798

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

play.bharatmc.fun:19132

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

legendaryzsurvival.com.br:10166

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

play.mcmingo.monster

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

reignofkings.org:25590

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Void Gems Collected:	34	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

49.12.85.246:8036

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

hexhub.net

RiftLand

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	428	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

mc.riftland.com

FarLandsMC

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

farlandsmc.net