The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

PokeDigital.mc.gg

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Farms Harvested:	454
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

mso.atownyserver.com

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9993
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

play.core-mc.net

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crops Grown:	8290	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

mc.stride.gg

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

ms.crystalmc.org

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Items Found:	8318	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

play.froglightmc.com

Cosmoverse

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1378	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

mc.cosmoverse.gay

Nektax Network

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

play.nektax.net

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Farms Harvested:	420	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

PublicSMP.com

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	4226	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6852	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
New Chunks Explored:	543959	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

projectenchanted.minecraft.best

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Animals Bred:	104	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	250	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

play.mercymc.net

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Votes:	4329	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

poke.mylonamc.net:25566

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1413
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

play.artmc.net

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

mc.phoenixcraft.org

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	4470
Dimension Hops:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

mc.adoresfsh.com