The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4259

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Falling into the Void:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mines Excavated:	1627
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2155
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com

Valkycraft

Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Farms Harvested:	433	Potions Brewed:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7678
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

valkycraft.live

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	16

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

103.195.102.4

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

cloudrealms.net

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

rapidskies.us

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Enchantments Applied:	148	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

amarugamma.holy.gg

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	112	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

royaltmc.online:20129

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Farms Harvested:	501
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

raspberryboat.com

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

play.coppervalley.us

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	83
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	353352	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

play.vindicterra.net

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Votes:	6311
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

209.222.97.166:25566