The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Towns Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Runes Activated:	6

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1932	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Potions Brewed:	165
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3917	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Emeralds Found:	9276	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4972	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5649
Villages Defended:	10	Animals Bred:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com