The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Dragon Eggs Found:	2517	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3107	Dragon Eggs Found:	7323
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mines Excavated:	4482
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mines Excavated:	2522	Enchantments Applied:	184
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4166	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Votes:	5524
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Emeralds Found:	5832	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Emeralds Found:	9392	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	128
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	5994

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4140	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	198	Dragon Eggs Found:	8291
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1093

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1180	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	466

play.mineheart.net