The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Ores Mined:	3422

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9099	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mines Excavated:	4108	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Ores Mined:	2107	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	8469
New Chunks Explored:	25997	Love Letters Sent:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6978
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	176257	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Emeralds Found:	3282

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Votes:	8939	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com