The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	34	Endless Night Skies:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Votes:	2328
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Potions Brewed:	77
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	4825	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ores Mined:	5715	Crops Grown:	3412
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Towns Built:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	238	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Buildings Constructed:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	777
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

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Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mines Excavated:	1604	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Towns Built:	9
Enchantments Applied:	253	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Astral Projections Made:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Potions Brewed:	92
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	217
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	647
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crops Grown:	9221	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co