The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	292
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4294	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1109	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	609339	Animals Bred:	86
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	443
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	178
Divine Spears Created:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	4432	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Void Armor Forged:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	0

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Votes:	9654
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com