The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5765
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Void Gems Collected:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Star Shards Collected:	52	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	5854
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	366	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	106	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Farms Harvested:	368	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ores Mined:	3695	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	219	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8218	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com