The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	184	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Animals Bred:	197
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	48	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	2935
Alien Abductions:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	14

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Farms Harvested:	469	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Crops Grown:	4941
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6228
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Animals Bred:	176	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Buildings Constructed:	36
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Votes:	4210	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Love Letters Sent:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Animals Bred:	95	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2922	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crops Grown:	1471	Magic Items Found:	2215
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net