The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4805	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5416	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5307
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Animals Bred:	36	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

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Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Void Armor Forged:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crops Grown:	4341
Magic Items Found:	5220	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Buildings Constructed:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	4714	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4025	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Star Shards Collected:	182	Chimeras Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co