The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Emeralds Found:	336	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	80
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	7

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Zombie Dances:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1924
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Towns Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Void Gems Collected:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	58
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Farms Harvested:	438
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Animals Bred:	162

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ores Mined:	1268	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5058
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com