The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Meteorites Collected:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Players Killed by Monsters:	4455
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	158
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Towns Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

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SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	191	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Animals Bred:	57	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

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InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8468	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz