The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4347
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7059
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mines Excavated:	1613	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1967	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Zombie Dances:	5

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1314	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	441918

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	520	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Divine Spears Created:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5151	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9721
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4560	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Towns Built:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Animals Bred:	86	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3823	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co