The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ores Mined:	1537
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Emeralds Found:	5613	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	96	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4183
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Love Letters Sent:	8
Void Armor Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dragons Tamed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3715
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	908055
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2592

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	222	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	7011	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mines Excavated:	4780

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co