The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9647	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9155
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Magic Items Found:	1711	Zombie Dances:	6

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Dragon Eggs Found:	2691

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Love Letters Sent:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Farms Harvested:	684
Falling into the Void:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2278	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ores Mined:	5161
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Star Shards Collected:	228	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Buildings Constructed:	13	Animals Bred:	85
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

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