The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
New Chunks Explored:	762904	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7283	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	128	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Runes Activated:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Potions Brewed:	182

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	6338
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9785	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mines Excavated:	1293	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Items Found:	1054
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	377
Dragon Eggs Found:	1256	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Farms Harvested:	268	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	1097	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

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