The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	89
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	3563	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9171	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2184
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2769	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Farms Harvested:	174	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Animals Bred:	138	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Crops Grown:	5615	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Villages Defended:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Items Found:	4354	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	451	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Towns Built:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

sky-network.eu