The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	85	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Magic Items Found:	3150	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8533	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Buildings Constructed:	41
Towns Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Towns Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	423	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Emeralds Found:	4782

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Votes:	9576	Towns Built:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5176

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Votes:	3490	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Crops Grown:	6574	Dimension Hops:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dimension Hops:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mines Excavated:	2953	Magic Items Found:	2711

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206