The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	236	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Votes:	6157
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Items Found:	3614
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Villages Defended:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	672	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5710	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

185.248.141.12:1058

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	161
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Divine Spears Created:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	5461	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	3670	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	885

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	164
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1933	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6719
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	44

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

play.augustatowny.com

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Emeralds Found:	6789

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

play.gravitymc.xyz

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

mc.charlieroleplay.it

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

interstellarmc.cc

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8174
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

mc.vanillahypeserver.com

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Void Armor Forged:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

play.blockcraft.uk