The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Void Armor Forged:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	141
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

play.nolifesquad.com

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Items Found:	2728	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

play.myinstacraft.com

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Play.TheCoilMC.com

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

mineverse.com

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Potions Brewed:	160	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Buildings Constructed:	24

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

play.afternoonteacraft.info

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Items Found:	5359
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

play.minehavoc.com

8builders8tools

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	844364
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

8b8t.me

Athenas Kingdoms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server! With NO world resets, ever. How? We expand the map every year! Why? We like to build BIG! Featuring; – Anti – Grief land claiming – Player Shops – Keep inventory – Mcmmo skill leveling – Custom developed plugins – Discord integration – Live map – Community Events – Building Competitions – A friendly Community-driven experience

iptraffic.ddns.net:8085

Pixelmon Online

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Our servers use the Pixelmon Reforged mod in the latest version!Site www.pixelmononline.net Discord https://discord.gg/Zuy9yPZ Modpack https://bit.ly/pixelmononline IP pixelmononline.netMinecraft 1.12.2 Lucky Pixelmon 4 totally different Servers for every style of play

pixelmonline.com

PvPWars

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

PvPWars is a Minecraft server network released on March 25th, 2017. We have a lot of experience hosting fun, popular and unique servers! We are pushing the limits of the newest versions of Minecraft like no other server has done before! Join today to see all the custom features we have to offer!Java IP: org.pvpwars.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pvpwars.net Port: 19132

org.pvpwars.net

Kronic Romania MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ores Mined:	3850	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5318	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Villages Defended:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

Play.kronic.ro

Hellbounds

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ores Mined:	3984
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

play.hellbounds.net

SamMc

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3184	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	2685	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6

SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

play.sammc.xyz:30125

Reds Resort

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

mc.redsresort.com

Piglin

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	592

Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

mc.piglin.org