The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Animals Bred:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Villages Defended:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9467	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

royaltmc.online:20129

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

raspberryboat.com

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3369
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

play.coppervalley.us

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	New Chunks Explored:	837040
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

play.vindicterra.net

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

209.222.97.166:25566

GeodeSMP

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Animals Bred:	113	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

51.210.222.63:25681

Kozers Universe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

play.kozers.org

Ecaz MC

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

mc.ecaz.net

DerCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

play.dercraft.net

OceanBlock by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3949	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

ocean.craftersland.net

LegendsRPG

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

legendsrpg.minehut.gg

AlanBeckerMC

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

play.alanbecker.net

VoxCraft Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

mc.voxcraft.us

Just Minecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Villages Defended:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

justminecraft.net

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

MineDOT.org