The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	671896
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ores Mined:	1094
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	6410	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Votes:	762
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Potions Brewed:	53	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Votes:	4335
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Dragon Eggs Found:	6277
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mines Excavated:	2255
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3939	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	174	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Buildings Constructed:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	4435
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchantments Applied:	282	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2090	Star Shards Collected:	108
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

mc.planexcraft.com

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Farms Harvested:	753	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

embermc.gg

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Votes:	6265	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

TerminaMC.com