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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1129 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 2493 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 163 |
Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!