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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4186 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!