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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9051 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!