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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 2154 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!